Friday, August 14, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Well, today is Random Wednesday, but my internet isn't installed yet so I have to do this on a word processor and copy and paste this shit later.  And I sigh.


There's a zebra on the background of my Mac, Lucy.


I'm babysitting my mom's pet Chihuahua, Chi-Chi, this week.


I should be cleaning my house.


I've been not-so-anonymously reading the "big book" from Alcoholics Anonymous.  I've never been a drinker, but this book radiates positivity and has a very unique formula to change your life for the better.  It explicates how to change your behavior in order to change your thinking, for example in the cases of conflict and stress.  It also develops on a reliance on a "higher power."  Now, I've never been an "organized religion" type gal, but I tend to be super spiritual.  I'm really in love with the idea of an individualized, very subjective idea of "God."  For example, my God is the feelings of accomplishment, hope and serenity.  It's the Universe which guides me in my everyday life to what is right for me, not a ghost that the Catholics believe in.  Or human-like entities on a mountain like the Romans.  On the other side of the street, Gary's "God" could be a man who sits in the sky and punished lousy bitches who murder people and that's totally alright.  


This is no longer random.  Darn!  As much as I tried to make this hilarious and completely pointless, I ended up being spiritual and boring.  


My hair is in my face.


Shoot.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

The Commencement of Random Wednesday


I have this friend that has for the past two weeks taken me and my roommate out for sushi.  We call it "girls' night."  Cliché, I know.  Basically, my point is I'm full of fish right now.  :)

Martha Stewart's birthday was Monday.  I hope you all told her to have a good one.  I did.

I have vegetarian stickers on this old trunk in my room, and I haven't been vegetarian for two months.  Hello hypocrisy.

Today for you, tomorrow for me.  Not just a song from RENT about a transgendered hit(wo)man, also a valuable lesson about charity.

Speaking of transgendered hit(wo)men, what is mercurochrome? 

Does anyone own an 8-track player?  For some reason, I own an 8-track of Godspell.

Not only do I collect flamingos, but also poorly drawn dinosaurs.  Cutie patooties!

In my defense, when I began this is was Wednesday.  It is now Thursday.

Why did the toast grab his Neanderthal?  



Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Post Number 27 (The One Where Everything Changes.)


So much has happened since the last time I posted a blog.  As many of you may or may not know, for six months last year I lived alone.  Then I moved back home with my 'rents to save the moolah.  Where I last left you, I was living at home about to start college for my very first time.  Now that we're all on the same page...

My first semester of school is over.  I made all A's!  And yes, that's "a" as in "apple."  So that's really exciting.  What's more exciting is that I moved out of my parents house again with one of my besties, Marissa (see above beautiful picture).  We're have so much fun living together and although money may be tight for a while, I firmly stand my belief that as long as we're doing the right thing at the right time, the Universe will take care of us.  As a professor of mine said last semester about following your dreams, "The rent will always be paid."  We're both getting educated, being happy and remaining positive no matter what.  That's the ingredients to successful lives.  

School will be starting up again in a few weeks.  This time I'm in a Spanish class which I'm really excited about ("about which I'm really excited" is more grammatically correct, but it sounds really lame on a blog-type platform).  I haven't had a Spanish class in almost two years but in high school I took three years and I visited Spain, so I can't wait!!!!  Me gusta.

Oh!  I didn't mention our other roommates.  Marissa has two cockatiels whom I love dearly:  Peanut and Pearl.  I'll put up pictures really soon.  Peanut is really friendly and likes to talk.  Pearl is a little antsy in social situations, but he's beginning to come out of his shell, colloquially speaking.  

Moral of this story:  Do what the fuck you want and as long as you remain positive, you'll get to share a home with a lovely friend and two amazing birds.  

Monday, July 6, 2009


As I wait to go back in to a lecture, I wonder...  Why hasn't someone changed this garbage can yet?  It's overflowing.

The much anticipated blog is finally here!  (As long as I can finish it in 15 minutes.)  So my life lately, 20 hours per week in class and 30 at work.  Welcome to the life of a normal person, Tony.  How are you enjoying your stay?  Fine, thank you.

I went to Virginia Beach last weekend and had a blast!  It's a 20 hour round trip by car, so I got lots of practice driving.  We stayed in a semi-shoddy hotel about 10 miles from the beach and the "strip" which consisted of 10 blocks of identical souvenir shops.  Overall, it was a fantastic trip.  I quite enjoyed myself.

Who's going with me on my next vacation?  I vote this weekend.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Ah! (Screams)

Abandonment can suck for a blog.  Especially mine.  Sorry, loyal followers.

The cause for this rude abandonment is school.  Blame it on college.  My classes are long; the work is superabundant; and the professors are amazing.  I want to impress them so badly that my blogging has taken a hit.  They are really kind so far and I can see myself really enjoying these classes.  But sacrifices were made.  =(

This aside, I turned 19 the other day.  I had a really good birthday this year.  It makes me super grateful for my friends and family.  

Much more grief-inducing, Sylvester, my friend and cactus, died.  The cause of death is unknown although he was really soggy feeling so I think he was over hydrated because of the HUMID Georgia weather.  It was really sad.  I buried him in the kitchen trash can under a banana peel.  And wrote R.I.P. on the pot that had his name on it.  My other friends and cacti are inside now.  This is a huge, much uglier version of Sylvester.  He was the size of a golf ball.

Let's see...  Interesting things...  

I bought some new body wash today.  It smells like oatmeal.  I'm really excited to use it.

OH!!!  I just had an idea.  I think on every entry, I'm going to choose a completely random, yet relevant news story and give you my take on it.  Today's news story.  The FDA is trying to regulate tobacco companies more.  They're trying to add more graphics about the danger of smoking to the packages, more strictly regulate the advertisement of cigarettes, and even the ingredients of cigarettes, such as nicotine and various other cancerous chemicals.  Even as a smoker, I am all for this.  The companies may make the prices higher to account for these changes, but for the benefit of the young people.  I was of legal age when I began smoking, but many children today are as young as 10 and smoking like chimneys.  But, do I believe that less advertisements are going to reduce this?  I don't actually know.  As a kid in school, I was barraged with information about the harms of smoking.  It didn't really stop me, so who knows.  We'll see, I guess.  What do you think?

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Grocery List May 31, 2009

Why is my nose so brown in this picture?  Weird.

-Brilliant Brunette Hair Conditioner
-Notebooks and Folders
-Pens
-Cigarettes
-White Poster Board
-Green Tea
-Scented Candle and/or Incense 


Friday, May 29, 2009


I registered for classes today and I'm more excited than anyone could ever be excited to go to school.  Or should be, rather.  I have really cool classes too!  English, Political Science and an introductory class to Theatre.  Oh, and a math to counterbalance the awesomeness.  Yuck.

I start on Monday.  I'll be at school from 7:30am-8:00pm on Mondays and Wednesdays.  That's a long time, folks.

I've noticed lately that *a lot* of blogs have themes.  For example:  foods, travel, culture, basically anything that's a section in the newspaper.  It probably helps with keeping a scatter-brained person (me) on one topic as opposed to my posts which ramble on about 28 different things in five or so paragraphs.  I wonder if I should adopt a theme.  I don't really have an expertise in anything except maybe procrastination and Oreos.  I can't cook.  I can't really afford to travel.

My theme is my life.  Comprehensive and liberating.  This post reminds me of my previous post about finding my "walk of life."  Which, by the way, I still walk down way to many paths to choose.  


I bought this really cool suitcase at a thrift store the other day for $5.  It's kick ass.  The lighting is awful; it's actually a really pretty sky blue color. 

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Rain Puddles, Jewelry and Hatred

So, no trip to another country today, but I did go about an hour south of here to Warner Robins and enjoyed an evening with my best friend.  My BFF.  We did some Meaty Okra filming in a park.  Because of the rainy weather we got some kick-ass footage of Melissa (the "me" in "meaty okra") falling into a puddle.  Then we went back to her place and ate a lot of popcorn and oreos.  Not an adventure, but one helluva day no less.  I'm so glad we chilled today or else I may have done something hasty.  Haha!

Speaking of Meaty Okra, here's our latest video.



I did some deep cleaning of my room today and found an awesome necklace that my sister made for me two years ago.  She was five, I think.  It may be my favorite piece of jewelry.  (and believe me, I have a lot.)  


I'm really angry right now, folks.  Why?  Well, because California did not repeal Proposition 8.  Proposition 8 added to the California state constitution limits "marriage" to opposite-sex couples only defining "marriage" as between an man and a woman.  After hearing many cases against Prop 8 in March, the California Supreme Court upheld the hateful proposition today.  I do have hope though.  Hope for a day when gays will too have the right to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

That is all.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Adjectival Tony


Happy, restless, antsy, lovely, anticipatory, magical, impatient, unsatisfied, ecstatic, excited.

I've never wanted to do more than I want to do right now.  What a weird mood.  A part of me is ready to hop in my car with a small bag and drive up Interstate 75 and drive, drive, drive.  Destination:  Whatever state I run out of gas in.  

Immature?  Yes.  Scary?  Yes.  Exciting?  Yes!  Adventure, anyone? I wish.

Damn commitments.  :D

I *will* do something adventurous tomorrow.  Details tomorrow night.  


Saturday, May 23, 2009

#20 - Sodomy

Why hello there, post number 20.  Looks like you and I are about to have some fun.

I can't seem to make cohesive sentences today.  My brain is too scattered to stay on one topic for very long.  I just backspaced like a lot of words.  They really weren't worthy of my blog.  

Instead of boring you by droning on about my tedious daily activities, I'll leave you with this.  It's probably better this way since I can't really think about one thing for more than two seconds right now.






Thursday, May 21, 2009

Friends make the world go 'round.

Crazy, crazy.

I will be registering for classes at a local college next Friday.  This is probably more exciting than anything has ever been exciting to me.  Good grief, do I miss learning things.  

Oh my goodness.  I'm watching a reunion of The Real Housewives of New York.  They are crazy bitches.  Yelling at each other, calling each other names...  Wow.  It's intense.  The ugly one is sitting like she has no idea what's going on.  Haha.

OH!  American Idol is a crock of crap.  Adam Lambert is my American Idol.  Not Kris fucking Allen.

Lately, I've been feeling really optimistic about life.  I feel like everything that I feel is wrong, or more so, could be better in my life is either happening or just a few moments away.  Patience is a virtue, as they say.  Here I come. 

Alright, that's enough ramblings for a Wednesday night.  

Monday, May 18, 2009

Leonard, Lola, Richard, Sylvester, Africa and Noel.


I have good news for everyone!  I am officially a father!  Yesterday, I adopted six new cacti.  Leonard, Lola, Richard, Sylvester, Africa and Noel.  The picture is of a cactus of the same type as Leonard.  He's my favorite (don't tell the others.).  Also, I'm expecting.  I planted a couple cactus seeds just to see if I can raise some.  I'm really nervous about those though.  Wish me luck!

This week spells boredom for me.  Not only do I have four hour shifts at the Coffee Bucks, but all of my friends are super busy/not willing to spend time with me.  It's weeks like these that make me want to move far, far away so I'll have an excuse for having few friends.  Also, start over with new friends.  Keep the old ones, of course, so they'll miss me a super, whole lot and be dying to see me when I visit.  But also make new ones.  New exciting ones.  

Also, shout out to Sarah:  my audience/sole reader.  Hi!  

Friday, May 15, 2009

"You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons." My new favorite quote.


I'M BAAACKKKK!  So this week has been incredibly eventful.  Monday, I flew up to New York with a good friend of mine, Quent.  We had a meeting for "Exceptional Bicyclists" which went really well.  Quent actually won an award for being able to ride his bicycle while eating at the same time.  Those bicyclists...

Tuesday, Quent stayed in New York to visit family while I explored the streets meeting some very famous people, so I'm basically really in the know now.  It's definitely only a matter of time before I'm making movies with these people I met.  We'll see how these things pan out.  (excitement!)

While I was hanging out with one of these said famous friends, they invited me to a charity dinner out in Boston for Thursday (today) and we just got back from that.  We raised a lot of money for the children and that's what it's all about, right?  We're exhausted, but about to go to the "Voluptuous Volcano" for some dancing with a couple of producers from Australia.  If anyone happens to be in the area...  Leave.  

Tomorrow, I'm headed back home for a few days then going to a show in Berlin for the "We Promise We Care" almost-non-profit organization.  

Okay, so I made this entire post up.  Sue me.  I did it for my readers.  Trust me, it's much more entertaining than what's really going on in my life.  :D

Monday, May 4, 2009

I don't have a long, thought-out blog for tonight, but I saw this video and I had to share it with the world.  I've been following YouTube's MirandaSings08 for quite some time now and this is the best video to date.  :D  Love her.


Sunday, May 3, 2009

Inspired, Scatter-Brained and Regretful

I feel really inspired to write right now.  No real reason.  No real topic or ideas, but I really want to share with the world this moment.  

Working out is so much harder than I thought it would be.  After running a mere 1.5 miles, my breath stops falling in and out of my mouth and starts running as if it's the Indian Jones to my huge rolling boulder.  Although, having music helps.  But we already knew that...

Today was Creepy Man at Starbucks Day.  Apparently, I only attract older (extremely older) creepy men.  

Also, I just noticed... It just started raining.  Right after I ran.  Man, am I grateful.

Whoa.  This is maybe the most scatter-brained blog post in the history of blog posts.  I guess that's what happens when I don't have a plan.

My great-grandmother died this week.  I didn't really know her very well; I had only seen her a few times at family gatherings and such.  My mom is taking it really hard though.  She used to spend every summer at her house.  Not only is it hard to see my mom so upset, but it really made me realize the importance of family.  I guess before I was "too cool" to go visit with them, but now that she's gone and I don't know her, I feel really bad.  (run-on)  I should have taken the initiative.  Silver-lining:  I have a second chance.  I won't let this happen with my other grandparents.  Once they're gone it's too late.  

My great-grandmother who barely knew me kept a picture of me and my younger siblings from 2001 on her bedside table.  She asked about me hours before she passed.  I was at home.  On the computer.  I have never regretted anything more in my life.  

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Insight and a Park

The newest installment of "Meaty Okra." Hannah's garden (dirt in my fingernails). Trying to register for classes. A million 5 am shifts. Mafia Wars via Facebook. Learning to whistle.

Just a small update.

Now that we're caught up, I'd usually either tell some amusing anecdote or share something insightful about my life. I'm really not feeling it. I haven't for quite some time. It seems presumptuous, predictable and just really stupid. Even by telling how I don't feel like being insightful, I come off as someone who's trying really hard to be insightful about insight. Jeez, there's no winning. :D

Let's go a different direction: Fun.


Friday, April 10, 2009

Hello. My name is Tony Thompson, and I'm addicted to...


Whoops. I definitely haven't blogged in over a week. I'm so bad with commitment. Stupid issues.

I just spent the day with an AMAZING friend. We did some minor shopping, Goodwill and such. I bought a lamp. Now, I'm at Starbucks waiting to clock in and blogging in the mean time.

Something you may not know about me: I'm a theatre-aholic. That's right, I'm actually addicted to acting. Since, I haven't been on a stage in over a year (what?!?) I began having withdrawals. Like, the day after the show ended. I've only done high school theatre so far. Community theatre is oddly intimidating to me. I really don't know why. Also, I enjoy the hours I get at work and a show would mean a huge cut because of rehearsals. I'm hurting for it though, so maybe I'll suck up my pride and audition for something. But there's something completely different about opening up during an audition and being exposed in front of people who suck (high school) and people who think they're amazing (community theatre). What if people have been lying to me the whole time when they say I'm good. Maybe I've been lying to myself because I'm good at everything I try. Especially in school, I was. Maybe I should stop over analyzing everything in the world.

Blogs are so narcissistic. Why would the world want to know what I'm doing? I guess to see a different walk of life? What's my walk of life? Is it the gay? The southerner? The outsider? The inquisitor? The American? Right now, it needs to be the worker.

Time to go get dressed.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Meaty Okra and China Gourmet

What a long day.  It started at 4:00 a.m.  I've worked, drank coffee, got a tan, drank more coffee, edited and uploaded Melissa's and my video, drank more coffee, and now I'm updating my blog and anxiously awaiting the arrival of tomorrow.  Wow, that's a lot of a's in that sentence. 

Tomorrow, I'm seeing a good friend and also going to Atlanta to hopefully make new friends. I went to a local Chinese restaurant this evening for dinner and I got a fortune that said, "Investigate new possibilities with friends.  Now is the time!"  So, it's obviously a sign.  Speaking of Atlanta, the Art Institute up there is stalking me.  They keep calling me wanting me to interview for their school, but there's nothing there for me.

You can definitely tell it's late by my use of clichés, boring verbs and so many demonstrative pronouns.  Here's the video I just finished editing.


Thursday, April 2, 2009

This is for Melissa.

I just caught him staring again.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Spice that shit up!


Today is Tuesday.  It's been almost an entire week since I had something interesting to say. Yikes!!  That's not to say that there's anything interesting to say this week; I don't actually plan these things, I just click "New Post."  We'll see how it goes.

I've definitely had my Macbook, Lucy, for about a month now and I'm just getting to putting all of my music on it.  I have maybe 50 CDs, so it isn't that bad.  Procrastinate much?  Yes, thanks for asking.

Speaking of procrastinating:  I think it may be becoming a disorder.  I have piles of clean clothes in my room that need to be put in my closet.  Bills that should definitely be paid.  Friends that need to be contacted.  And a shower that needs to be taken.  Instead... I blog.

Something you may not know about me, I collect flamingos.  
 
In just a few minutes, I'll be getting ready to meet with one of my closest friends, Marissa.  We met at work (Starbucks) a while ago and she left maybe a year ago.  I'm really glad we kept in touch because she has really developed into a very important person in my life.  In fact, in about 3 or 4 months we're moving in together!  I'm totes excited.  Haha, I said, "totes."

This weekend, I'm going to the Atlanta for a shopping/Jeffery Self adventure.  I'm really excited about it.  And by shopping I mean, maybe buying one or two things at an American Apparel.  Nothing dramatic.

This blog is so *not* interesting.  I'm bored just writing it.  

Spicing it up:

The other day when I was walking to work from the space ship I drive to work everyday (I walk from it because the only space ship landing is 20 miles away) the ground split and I fell inside.  Inside wasn't an underground city like I hoped, but the core of the Earth.  I melted.  :(

See you guys later!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

"Young Frankenstein is the shit."


Today is the day of Woden.  "Hump day" to speak colloquially.  Also, the day the Sun and Moon were created as told by an interesting novel, The Bible.  Alright, enough of that nonsense.

More importantly, I now have green hair.  Cool, huh?  A little late to celebrate the St. Patrick's Day celebrations, but what're we gonna do?  Keep our hair yellow?  I think not.  

I had a chat with my former boss today after work.  I didn't know I'd miss her so much, but I really do.  I guess "the Bux" maintains very strong connections between partners without us even realizing it.  I wonder if all places of employment are like that.  

It's days like today (tired and boring days) that makes me wish I still subscribed to Netflix.  Today is such a Young Frankenstein day.  I should buy that movie.  I loved it a little (a lot).  One of my fondest memories of living on my own in my apartment was last Christmas season watching Young Frankenstein, curled up in my bed with snacks and cigarettes.  Sometimes I wonder if with some movies, we enjoy them because of the nostalgia they bring, reminding us of a better time or just a different time, really.  For example, Hocus Pocus was my favorite movie growing up and it may still be, and it always reminds me of the turn of the season from summer to fall.  And boy to I love fall.  After 5 months of Georgia heat, the anticipation of colder weather makes me jitter with excitement everyday.  Is it the movie or the connotations I love.   Then I think, "Wait, Young Frankenstein is the shit."  

I think I just "bull shat" this blog.  Like you do essays in high school.  Hm...  Whoops.  :D

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Currently, I'm sitting watching an "America's Next Top Model" marathon on Oxygen.  It's sad that I actually don't mind spending an afternoon this way.  SInce I have to get up early tomorrow, it's kinda perfect.

I wish I had more to say.  I'm happy.

Although, I have been working a lot lately.  Which is a good thing, but it makes me think a lot about what my life is right now.  Work.  And living at home.  A little lonely.  I come home everyday and I'm too tired to do anything, really.  I thought by now my life would be exactly what I want it to be.  I know I'm only 18, but I thought I'd be schoolin' and theatre-in'.  Living somewhere that isn't with my parents.  Oh well.  I've plenty of time.

Let's go!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Deep Dark Secrets - EXPOSED!!!


St. Patrick's Day.  What a joke.  An excuse for drunk people to meet at Waffle House late at night and be really loud and obnoxious while a gay boy and his friend just want a freakin' waffle.  Jeez.


Also, I found an old traffic citation that needs to be taken care of.  Whoops.  My court date was four days ago.  Double whoops.  I sigh.

So, really exciting!  Jeffery Self and Andrew Keenan-Bolger replied to my weirdo questions on Facebook with some really interesting advice/information.  And besides, it makes me feel really cool to actually have traded messages with those two cuties.  :)

I actually love keeping this blog.  It's like a private diary, kind of.  It's private because of the millions and millions of blogs, who'd choose this one to read?  And it so public because billions of people have access to it (if they wanted it).  That's so cool to me.

Deep dark secret time:  2:00 a.m.

Okay, that's enough for this particular St. Patty's Day (and I repeat - What a joke).


Monday, March 16, 2009

EXPOSED!!!


I got the gift, people, no worries.  Thanks for all the comments and ideas.  I got zero.  Yay!  I can't actually say what the gift was in case someone does actually read this blog and tell Melissa Jackson or worse yet, she randomly decides to read it.  So let's just say it's elephant-related by being east-related.  It's like being a friend of a friend.  It's related to something that's related to something else which is related to elephants.

Going back to the zero comments/zero readers.  How does one become an internet semi-celebrity?  Creativity and exposure, I guess.  But how do you get exposure?  I could expose myself.  That strikes me as illegal, so maybe not.  I should ask some of my favorite Internet celebrities.  They may even get back to me.  It certainly doesn't hurt to try, right?

A reply.

Tony:  Jeffery Self is def a Internet celebrity. That's safe to say. I'm curious to know how someone from Rome, Georgia got to be so huge on Youtube. Being from Macon, Georgia (like maybe two hours southeast of Rome) I understand the isolation of being in a small town. Do you think moving to New York affected your "fame?" Was it simply connections, knowing lots of people? Or was it your scope and creativity alone bring you nearly 4,500 Facebook friends and over 5,000 subscribers? 

Jeffery:  Ha. I dunno. 

I've worked really hard on all the stuff I've done here in NYC and from that I've gotten a lot of national interest via the net. I've been lucky. 

Woot Woot Macon. 

:) 
j



Conclusion:  Doing shows in New York City, luck, and using the word "woot."


And MORE!!!!

Tony:  Andrew Keenan-Bolger is definitely an Internet celebrity. I'm just curious, what's your secret? How do you go from making video blogs about High School Musical rehearsals to having almost 5,000 subscribers? Did putting them on a general University of Michigan Youtube-Channel platform help? Or was it the sheer creativity of your video blogs?

Andrew:  haha thanks, yeah the internet's a weird thing i guess. I honestly don't know what exactly got that viewership. I just started out making videos so my friends and family could see what was going on in my life and truly never expected anyone else to think it was all that interesting. you're right, probably having it as a michigan thing helped because there are lots of people out there looking at schools and the internet's an easy way to find out about campus life. Because we were one of the first channels to put stuff up like that it gained a viewership. I also think i'm pretty blessed to have talented and fun friends who want to mess around and make stupid/cool stuff as much as i do. If you're looking to start up a channel, i'd say just make videos that you'd want to watch and have decent production values. our generation's inherently bored so there's always gonna be someone, somewhere wanting to watch it :)

akb

Conclusion:  People are bored; make videos of things you'd want to see yourself; and edit the shit out of every video.  Check!

I've got a little work to do.  

Woot,
Tony

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Procrastination


I have to blog today because one day when millions of people are following my blog, they will ask, "Why do you only blog once every month?" And I will say, "Because no one was listening."  Then they will say, "So?  Do you blog purely for the enjoyment of others?"  And I'll ferociously reply, "I guess you're right."  Then they'll say, "Why did you say that ferociously?"

So I've worked early mornings all week.  And I'm totes excited 'cause I'm done for two whole days.  I need some time off.  My Virginia Beach Vacation couldn't come any sooner.  VBV is capital because it's really important.  Duh.

I'm currently sitting in my room procrastinating.  I should be laundering and driving to pick up my friend, Lizard.  Instead, I blog.

Topic?  Elephants.  I need to find a gift that is relative to an elephant.  I was thinking a trunk like a big box, but that takes up a lot of room, and who wants a box, really?  So, maybe a real elephant.  Expensive, but worth it.  Elephants are maternal and wise.    ...    I don't know.  I'll probably just get some replica of an elephant.  Like a metal one or a stuffed one.  IDEAS!?!?!  If anyone reads this blog, post a comment with an idea.  Fo' reals.  Kill two birds with one stone as the old saying goes.  Although, I've never cared for killing birds, so... Don't actually kill any birds, okay?


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

I actually forgot that I had a blog.

Okay, so no, my life isn't so terribly boring that I didn't have anything to blog about.  I just forgot I had a blog.  And the password until I found my old jump-drive.  Yay!

Okay, in my last post I turned 18.  Yay for me.  I'm still actually 18.  

Important Message:  I'm really excited that someone commented on my last blog.  :)  One day millions of people will be reading my blogs.  Until that day, eat corndogs people.  The warm blanket of bread is delish.

Fame.  Don't you worry, here I come.